At Offline Running, we make up limericks on our runs

Here’s one from me to commemorate my founding of Offline Running.

There was an old runner named Adam.
He loved all park trails and macadam.
When he turned 65.
The thought soon arrived.
Get this coaching thing right and you’ll have ’em.

Got a running-related limerick for Offline Running?! (And btw AI-generated ones don’t count!)

Text it to 412-254-6365, or send it to my Instagram at #theofflinerunningcoach.